爆仔嚟報道~~~ @w@ \

wahhhhh~~~
爆仔真係好耐好耐無嚟過The Lamers Blog啦!!!!! 實在是慚愧慚愧...... /=w=\

實在沒有什麽可以和大家分享......... =w=+
爆仔喺lee度希望大家殺虫愉快, 溫書更愉快~~~~ \ @w@

以上*

殺蟲大法

武器: 廁所嘅 Air Freshener
其它功具: 毛巾, Bow towel
方法: 1) 先用毛巾掩面
2) 用Bow towel 包著支Air Freshener ( 因為噴得多D liquid 會 sum 出嚟)
3) 描準D昆蟲...不停噴...噴到佢地從天花跌哂落嚟為此...(需時3 min 左有)

成本: 半支Air Freshener ....( 免費...學費己包)

善後工作: 1) 開大到房 + corridor 門
2) 吸塵 ( 地下會有好多屍體! )

以上方法一定哂得, 經已由B仔同小蜜蜂驗證...
如有任何更佳辦法, 歡迎留言...研討...

尋晚一件小事

有件小事幾好笑...


話說爆仔入o左羊仔dorm, 仲扎o左條小馬尾, 咁羊仔見到就話喇~

羊仔: 嘩你個頭咁得意o既?! >v<

爆仔就突然間開始左右fing頭, 然後爆o左句...

爆仔: 係呀，小便子~~ ^o^

羊仔: .................*O* (wtf狀)




原來爆仔想講 "小辮子"...........................


睇o黎可以列入"笑談廣東話"大全!! 恭喜恭喜!!




ps. choir ppl i got an email:

"Could you please return your choir skirt as a matter of urgency to me as you are no longer in the choir."

求之不得，一o野掟落樓下，9點唱歌呀拿?! XDDDDD

打油詩...

話說尋日羊仔同爆仔打乒乓波, 羊仔失一球之後...


爆仔: 你走唔甩, 走唔甩, 豉椒蒸排骨, yeah~

(silence... then WAHAHA)

羊仔: 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒!

(一陣爆笑)

爆仔: 不如一路打一路接囉~ (沉思) 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒...... 大舊好多汁!!

羊仔: 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒, 大舊好多汁...... ummm 有d xyz wor 呢句...

爆仔: (繼續"天真"下去) 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒, 大舊好多汁...... 飲o左變C cup!

羊仔: =o= ........好鬼死咸濕!!! XDDDDDD

(再想駁落去係"生仔無屎忽", 不過呢句optional啦下... 我知唔押韻... ==")



所以大家唔好以為一樓lamers好純真... o個個只係矇騙大家o既外表... XDDDDDDD

一樓晚上嘅朋友仔!!!

又一個苦悶惱人嘅夜晚...好努力做緊STATS....
跟著我有越來越多嘅朋友仔揾我....
我知我應該好好咁對你...不過..你哋咁多.....我好難對你地一視同仁...
唯一辨法...殺...殺....殺....Frequency 喺 10 min 一隻...
( 應該用Poisson distribution...becoz it happens in continuous time and space )
計咪今朝嘅Spider...,今晚隻Moth....我殺咗差唔多20 條小生命....
罪孽真係重....arm arm...望上天花...有成30 隻等著今晚陪我瞓覺.......
救命呀!!!我應該Hide 係張duvet 裹面焗死好...or 比佢地"錫"好???

我重要搽咗Strawberry Cream tim!!!

呢個係住係First 嘅壞處...wuwu wuwu.....我大個女啦...唔哂人陪我瞓覺ga la....

最近...

無聊ge對話最近依然好多....我嘗試下記番啦XD

話說econ dinner後....
爆: 嘩~angie你好geisha啊~ @0@ (指angie面紅/白(?))
奀: 係...我一飲左酒塊面就會好紅...
羊: 但你都好白wor~~
B: 係蒼白個隻囉...Orz 咁即係又紅又白??@@
奀: 係啦...一定係我又飲紅酒又飲白酒所以又紅又白啊~!!!XDDDD
眾:.......................(無視= =)


又話說...某日羊仔+B仔去洗衫~
B: 我打你~~XD [打羊]
羊: 做乜打我?!=[]= 我踢你~!= = [起腳踢B]
B: 你還拖?!=3= 我踩你~~!![踩羊拖鞋XD]
羊: 我省你~~~yooo~~[用岩岩洗完ge衫飛(?)B]
B: 我車你~!!!
羊+B:.......................................
......................哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDD


又又話說....羊仔+B仔去車站買飛...
某B無啦啦發神經地打"egg"(特登玩geXD)~~咦咦ert ert咁~XDDD(我知我低能= =)
羊: 你夠喇~!!= =+ 陣間人地以為我地學校d人成日響街度咦咦ert ert啊~!!= =
B: ..................咦~~~~~~~~ert ert~~~~咳咳~~~~~~~~(仲玩緊= =)
羊: 喂你ert到好似扯蝦咁ge?! =..=
B: 扯蝦唔係ert ert聲架...係"he he her her"咁架~~~
羊: 我記得呢....以前"真情"好似有某段係馬蹄露扯蝦扯得好緊要咁架囉...XD
B: .......下??XDDDDDD 咁你都記得?= =
羊: 馬蹄露其實係咪真名黎架~~??XD
B: 下?好似係角色名黎架ja wor...= =
(討論討論討論討論討論/////然後dead左)
羊: 嘿....馬蹄露....(快速)
B: ...馬~蹄~露~~~(高音)
(兩個"馬蹄露"左一陣...= =)
羊: 喂...好似yamaha啊XDDDDDDDDDD
B: 係??XDDD
羊: 馬~~蹄~~露~~~(用yamaha音唱)
B: 馬~蹄~~~露~~(用回答yamaha音唱)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


~後記~ (路人: 仲有?!= =+)

話說B仔打ing上面ge對話時...
B: summie~~個"省"字點寫啊??
羊: er....少..
B: 你仲乜"小"我啊???XDDDDDD

I DESERVE RESPECT!!!

Thx everyone for support....I LOVE U all....
( Vanessa sorry for wetting ur jacket...sorry about tht...i just couldn't keep it....)
I tried ...n i just couldn't stay strong....

I wanted to say loads ....but it's hurtful to even type all my feelings here...so i'll just leave it there....n when time passes by...my memory will vanish eventually....haha...thx for ending my sku life like tht...ARGH...

wanna swear here....but i wouldn't let tht person to 貶低 my 人格...
I AM a person wif GOOD MANNERS, I DON't BARK!!!