wahhhhh~~~
爆仔真係好耐好耐無嚟過The Lamers Blog啦!!!!! 實在是慚愧慚愧...... /=w=\
實在沒有什麽可以和大家分享......... =w=+
爆仔喺lee度希望大家殺虫愉快, 溫書更愉快~~~~ \ @w@
以上*
2007年6月14日 星期四
2007年6月11日 星期一
尋晚一件小事
有件小事幾好笑...
話說爆仔入o左羊仔dorm, 仲扎o左條小馬尾, 咁羊仔見到就話喇~
羊仔: 嘩你個頭咁得意o既?! >v<
爆仔就突然間開始左右fing頭, 然後爆o左句...
爆仔: 係呀，小便子~~ ^o^
羊仔: .................*O* (wtf狀)
原來爆仔想講 "小辮子"...........................
睇o黎可以列入"笑談廣東話"大全!! 恭喜恭喜!!
ps. choir ppl i got an email:
"Could you please return your choir skirt as a matter of urgency to me as you are no longer in the choir."
求之不得，一o野掟落樓下，9點唱歌呀拿?! XDDDDD
話說爆仔入o左羊仔dorm, 仲扎o左條小馬尾, 咁羊仔見到就話喇~
羊仔: 嘩你個頭咁得意o既?! >v<
爆仔就突然間開始左右fing頭, 然後爆o左句...
爆仔: 係呀，小便子~~ ^o^
羊仔: .................*O* (wtf狀)
原來爆仔想講 "小辮子"...........................
睇o黎可以列入"笑談廣東話"大全!! 恭喜恭喜!!
ps. choir ppl i got an email:
"Could you please return your choir skirt as a matter of urgency to me as you are no longer in the choir."
求之不得，一o野掟落樓下，9點唱歌呀拿?! XDDDDD
2007年6月10日 星期日
打油詩...
話說尋日羊仔同爆仔打乒乓波, 羊仔失一球之後...
爆仔: 你走唔甩, 走唔甩, 豉椒蒸排骨, yeah~
(silence... then WAHAHA)
羊仔: 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒!
(一陣爆笑)
爆仔: 不如一路打一路接囉~ (沉思) 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒...... 大舊好多汁!!
羊仔: 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒, 大舊好多汁...... ummm 有d xyz wor 呢句...
爆仔: (繼續"天真"下去) 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒, 大舊好多汁...... 飲o左變C cup!
羊仔: =o= ........好鬼死咸濕!!! XDDDDDD
(再想駁落去係"生仔無屎忽", 不過呢句optional啦下... 我知唔押韻... ==")
所以大家唔好以為一樓lamers好純真... o個個只係矇騙大家o既外表... XDDDDDDD
爆仔: 你走唔甩, 走唔甩, 豉椒蒸排骨, yeah~
(silence... then WAHAHA)
羊仔: 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒!
(一陣爆笑)
爆仔: 不如一路打一路接囉~ (沉思) 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒...... 大舊好多汁!!
羊仔: 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒, 大舊好多汁...... ummm 有d xyz wor 呢句...
爆仔: (繼續"天真"下去) 豉椒蒸排骨, 舊舊好大粒, 大舊好多汁...... 飲o左變C cup!
羊仔: =o= ........好鬼死咸濕!!! XDDDDDD
(再想駁落去係"生仔無屎忽", 不過呢句optional啦下... 我知唔押韻... ==")
所以大家唔好以為一樓lamers好純真... o個個只係矇騙大家o既外表... XDDDDDDD
一樓晚上嘅朋友仔!!!
又一個苦悶惱人嘅夜晚...好努力做緊STATS....
跟著我有越來越多嘅朋友仔揾我....
我知我應該好好咁對你...不過..你哋咁多.....我好難對你地一視同仁...
唯一辨法...殺...殺....殺....Frequency 喺 10 min 一隻...
( 應該用Poisson distribution...becoz it happens in continuous time and space )
計咪今朝嘅Spider...,今晚隻Moth....我殺咗差唔多20 條小生命....
罪孽真係重....arm arm...望上天花...有成30 隻等著今晚陪我瞓覺.......
救命呀!!!我應該Hide 係張duvet 裹面焗死好...or 比佢地"錫"好???
我重要搽咗Strawberry Cream tim!!!
呢個係住係First 嘅壞處...wuwu wuwu.....我大個女啦...唔哂人陪我瞓覺ga la....
跟著我有越來越多嘅朋友仔揾我....
我知我應該好好咁對你...不過..你哋咁多.....我好難對你地一視同仁...
唯一辨法...殺...殺....殺....Frequency 喺 10 min 一隻...
( 應該用Poisson distribution...becoz it happens in continuous time and space )
計咪今朝嘅Spider...,今晚隻Moth....我殺咗差唔多20 條小生命....
罪孽真係重....arm arm...望上天花...有成30 隻等著今晚陪我瞓覺.......
救命呀!!!我應該Hide 係張duvet 裹面焗死好...or 比佢地"錫"好???
我重要搽咗Strawberry Cream tim!!!
呢個係住係First 嘅壞處...wuwu wuwu.....我大個女啦...唔哂人陪我瞓覺ga la....
2007年5月25日 星期五
最近...
無聊ge對話最近依然好多....我嘗試下記番啦XD
話說econ dinner後....
爆: 嘩~angie你好geisha啊~ @0@ (指angie面紅/白(?))
奀: 係...我一飲左酒塊面就會好紅...
羊: 但你都好白wor~~
B: 係蒼白個隻囉...Orz 咁即係又紅又白??@@
奀: 係啦...一定係我又飲紅酒又飲白酒所以又紅又白啊~!!!XDDDD
眾:.......................(無視= =)
又話說...某日羊仔+B仔去洗衫~
B: 我打你~~XD [打羊]
羊: 做乜打我?!=[]= 我踢你~!= = [起腳踢B]
B: 你還拖?!=3= 我踩你~~!![踩羊拖鞋XD]
羊: 我省你~~~yooo~~[用岩岩洗完ge衫飛(?)B]
B: 我車你~!!!
羊+B:.......................................
......................哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDD
又又話說....羊仔+B仔去車站買飛...
某B無啦啦發神經地打"egg"(特登玩geXD)~~咦咦ert ert咁~XDDD(我知我低能= =)
羊: 你夠喇~!!= =+ 陣間人地以為我地學校d人成日響街度咦咦ert ert啊~!!= =
B: ..................咦~~~~~~~~ert ert~~~~咳咳~~~~~~~~(仲玩緊= =)
羊: 喂你ert到好似扯蝦咁ge?! =..=
B: 扯蝦唔係ert ert聲架...係"he he her her"咁架~~~
羊: 我記得呢....以前"真情"好似有某段係馬蹄露扯蝦扯得好緊要咁架囉...XD
B: .......下??XDDDDDD 咁你都記得?= =
羊: 馬蹄露其實係咪真名黎架~~??XD
B: 下?好似係角色名黎架ja wor...= =
(討論討論討論討論討論/////然後dead左)
羊: 嘿....馬蹄露....(快速)
B: ...馬~蹄~露~~~(高音)
(兩個"馬蹄露"左一陣...= =)
羊: 喂...好似yamaha啊XDDDDDDDDDD
B: 係??XDDD
羊: 馬~~蹄~~露~~~(用yamaha音唱)
B: 馬~蹄~~~露~~(用回答yamaha音唱)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
~後記~ (路人: 仲有?!= =+)
話說B仔打ing上面ge對話時...
B: summie~~個"省"字點寫啊??
羊: er....少..
B: 你仲乜"小"我啊???XDDDDDD
話說econ dinner後....
爆: 嘩~angie你好geisha啊~ @0@ (指angie面紅/白(?))
奀: 係...我一飲左酒塊面就會好紅...
羊: 但你都好白wor~~
B: 係蒼白個隻囉...Orz 咁即係又紅又白??@@
奀: 係啦...一定係我又飲紅酒又飲白酒所以又紅又白啊~!!!XDDDD
眾:.......................(無視= =)
又話說...某日羊仔+B仔去洗衫~
B: 我打你~~XD [打羊]
羊: 做乜打我?!=[]= 我踢你~!= = [起腳踢B]
B: 你還拖?!=3= 我踩你~~!![踩羊拖鞋XD]
羊: 我省你~~~yooo~~[用岩岩洗完ge衫飛(?)B]
B: 我車你~!!!
羊+B:.......................................
......................哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDD
又又話說....羊仔+B仔去車站買飛...
某B無啦啦發神經地打"egg"(特登玩geXD)~~咦咦ert ert咁~XDDD(我知我低能= =)
羊: 你夠喇~!!= =+ 陣間人地以為我地學校d人成日響街度咦咦ert ert啊~!!= =
B: ..................咦~~~~~~~~ert ert~~~~咳咳~~~~~~~~(仲玩緊= =)
羊: 喂你ert到好似扯蝦咁ge?! =..=
B: 扯蝦唔係ert ert聲架...係"he he her her"咁架~~~
羊: 我記得呢....以前"真情"好似有某段係馬蹄露扯蝦扯得好緊要咁架囉...XD
B: .......下??XDDDDDD 咁你都記得?= =
羊: 馬蹄露其實係咪真名黎架~~??XD
B: 下?好似係角色名黎架ja wor...= =
(討論討論討論討論討論/////然後dead左)
羊: 嘿....馬蹄露....(快速)
B: ...馬~蹄~露~~~(高音)
(兩個"馬蹄露"左一陣...= =)
羊: 喂...好似yamaha啊XDDDDDDDDDD
B: 係??XDDD
羊: 馬~~蹄~~露~~~(用yamaha音唱)
B: 馬~蹄~~~露~~(用回答yamaha音唱)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
~後記~ (路人: 仲有?!= =+)
話說B仔打ing上面ge對話時...
B: summie~~個"省"字點寫啊??
羊: er....少..
B: 你仲乜"小"我啊???XDDDDDD
I DESERVE RESPECT!!!
Thx everyone for support....I LOVE U all....
( Vanessa sorry for wetting ur jacket...sorry about tht...i just couldn't keep it....)
I tried ...n i just couldn't stay strong....
I wanted to say loads ....but it's hurtful to even type all my feelings here...so i'll just leave it there....n when time passes by...my memory will vanish eventually....haha...thx for ending my sku life like tht...ARGH...
wanna swear here....but i wouldn't let tht person to 貶低 my 人格...
I AM a person wif GOOD MANNERS, I DON't BARK!!!
( Vanessa sorry for wetting ur jacket...sorry about tht...i just couldn't keep it....)
I tried ...n i just couldn't stay strong....
I wanted to say loads ....but it's hurtful to even type all my feelings here...so i'll just leave it there....n when time passes by...my memory will vanish eventually....haha...thx for ending my sku life like tht...ARGH...
wanna swear here....but i wouldn't let tht person to 貶低 my 人格...
I AM a person wif GOOD MANNERS, I DON't BARK!!!
DOWN WITH THE HXXXX
after today, we've all discovered who the real loser really is.
THE HAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEESSSSSSS.
we're all with you irene!! the unrespectable woman can go to hell!!
anyway... i shall upload some more photos later. but shall pack first.
last day of lessons... ='(
but also half-term tomorrow! X)
THE HAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEESSSSSSS.
we're all with you irene!! the unrespectable woman can go to hell!!
anyway... i shall upload some more photos later. but shall pack first.
last day of lessons... ='(
but also half-term tomorrow! X)
2007年5月24日 星期四
The Artist on First!!!
I bet everyone noes first floor lives an artist....
one nite pat came in n i said i was hungry...so she cooked for me!!!
one nite pat came in n i said i was hungry...so she cooked for me!!!
haha...it was a FULL MEAL...i've got croissant n fish ball noodles...then water melon for dessert n tea...
lovely lovely meal!!!!
2007年5月20日 星期日
losers united
we're not only lamers, we're losers too... XDDDDDD
sorry posting these pics took a bit long they wouldn't upload =="
hence only uploaded some pics i've got...~ ^^"
2007年5月18日 星期五
親愛的訪客們~~
已enable了訪客留言，路過的不妨留個言說聲Hi喲!! =]
(i.e. 經小蜜蜂PR介紹來到的請現身，we know who you are... XDDDDD)
仲加左兩條favourite link~~ 仲有冇想加d咩咁呢?
慘啦太多o野玩無晒mood讀書........^^"
btw rita i just noticed ur comment on the icon...
somehow the disco "ball" seems a bit big as a bullet point... XDDDDDD
(i enlarged it but its original size is still pretty big lol)
(i.e. 經小蜜蜂PR介紹來到的請現身，we know who you are... XDDDDD)
仲加左兩條favourite link~~ 仲有冇想加d咩咁呢?
慘啦太多o野玩無晒mood讀書........^^"
btw rita i just noticed ur comment on the icon...
somehow the disco "ball" seems a bit big as a bullet point... XDDDDDD
(i enlarged it but its original size is still pretty big lol)
2007年5月17日 星期四
So...how to make a toga out of a bedsheet?
見大家如此樂此不疲地研究怎樣運用張床單，這些應該會有用。
1)Grab the corner of the bed sheet in one hand with about 6-8 inches to spare. Hold in front of the top of one of your shoulders (for our purposes, your left.) Now drape the sheet snugly across your chest and under the opposite (right) arm.
2)If the toga is too long for you (好明顯講緊我同你呀irene) lay the sheet down, fold one edge over by six inches or so, and try again. Keep adjusting till you get the right length -- mid-calf to ankle.
3)Wrap it around your back, under the left arm and once more around the front of your chest. If you don't want to hang out of this later in the party, wrap it as tightly as you can
4)After bringing it across your chest, under your right arm the second time and around your back, bring the second corner up over your back and tie a double knot on the top of your left shoulder.
5)Secure the layers tightly with a couple of hidden safety pins inside the toga.
WARNING:
Wear underwear. Don't accidentally flash people!
可以想像俄妹可能唔會作任何打底，但究竟佢會唔會出現都是一個疑問…
1)Grab the corner of the bed sheet in one hand with about 6-8 inches to spare. Hold in front of the top of one of your shoulders (for our purposes, your left.) Now drape the sheet snugly across your chest and under the opposite (right) arm.
2)If the toga is too long for you (好明顯講緊我同你呀irene) lay the sheet down, fold one edge over by six inches or so, and try again. Keep adjusting till you get the right length -- mid-calf to ankle.
3)Wrap it around your back, under the left arm and once more around the front of your chest. If you don't want to hang out of this later in the party, wrap it as tightly as you can
4)After bringing it across your chest, under your right arm the second time and around your back, bring the second corner up over your back and tie a double knot on the top of your left shoulder.
5)Secure the layers tightly with a couple of hidden safety pins inside the toga.
WARNING:
Wear underwear. Don't accidentally flash people!
可以想像俄妹可能唔會作任何打底，但究竟佢會唔會出現都是一個疑問…
作詞界新秀---羊仔~~~~(拍手)
作品一:
話說樓下某post的title...
"當青蛙遇上Qoo"-----(當風箏遇上風)
某B還以為是當4葉草踫上劍尖的下集=0=
作品二：
今天大家一起在參考耶穌時期的服裝...
發現那時的女性們的胸部.......嗯...是分得很開的~(毆)
B仔：嘩...點解可以分得咁開ge？=[]=
爆仔：唏~人地個年代冇Bra戴...係咁ga la!
B仔：咁我地咪好好彩？XD
羊仔：(忽然高歌..) 原來我已經~~有Bra戴~~~[原來我已經 有福氣]
B+爆：......................................=口=
話說樓下某post的title...
"當青蛙遇上Qoo"-----(當風箏遇上風)
某B還以為是當4葉草踫上劍尖的下集=0=
作品二：
今天大家一起在參考耶穌時期的服裝...
發現那時的女性們的胸部.......嗯...是分得很開的~(毆)
B仔：嘩...點解可以分得咁開ge？=[]=
爆仔：唏~人地個年代冇Bra戴...係咁ga la!
B仔：咁我地咪好好彩？XD
羊仔：(忽然高歌..) 原來我已經~~有Bra戴~~~[原來我已經 有福氣]
B+爆：......................................=口=
一樓六子試toga試上癮
話說食完飯羊仔驚d床單俾人larp晒，就同爆仔遠赴四樓搵左六張standard poulton bedsheet...
之後大家就使出設計o既本領 (尤其係整左條miu miu裙o既阿Pat) ，造出各有特色o既toga喇~~
再之後.......... 就癲左。
"世人，醒覺啦~~~"
"眾矢之的"
"哈利路亞"
呢張超正, irene頭頂有埋光圈添... XDDDDDD
星期五，掂呀。
之後大家就使出設計o既本領 (尤其係整左條miu miu裙o既阿Pat) ，造出各有特色o既toga喇~~
再之後.......... 就癲左。
"世人，醒覺啦~~~"
"眾矢之的"
"哈利路亞"
呢張超正, irene頭頂有埋光圈添... XDDDDDD
星期五，掂呀。
2007年5月16日 星期三
食物
由於Irene講起食物，等我寫低困擾大家很久的幾個問題…
1)究竟點解會有Lamb Hoisin呢？究竟廚房在哪取得這個十分之奇怪的菜色？大家幾時食過羊加海鮮醬呢？這個根本就是一個解不開之謎……
2)甚麼是hoagie?雖然這樣東西應該跟我有點關係…
3)這個近年有改善，但Chicken Korma到底是黃色/白色抑或是綠色呢？
4)當有Chicken Noodle Soup時，廚房係咪將整支豉油倒入鍋湯度呢？
5)Chocolate fudge同Chocolate fudge slice有何不同？兩樣都有切喎…
6)這個已經給解答了，但由於實在是太經典，不能不寫。話說兩年前Menu上出現了一道叫tarmalasalata這道有無數個A的東西。當時無人知究竟呢樣係咪，而我就因為太無聊的關係，上網查！（好奇）原來係一道dip，仲要係粉紅色的同魚打成的dip！本著大無畏的精神，下一餐我們就嘗試了些少，我只可以說一條好好地的魚，不要這般浪費掉吧…（其實這dip很普遍，所以是我們無知罷了。還覺得好玩而不斷重覆唸這個生字…）
1)究竟點解會有Lamb Hoisin呢？究竟廚房在哪取得這個十分之奇怪的菜色？大家幾時食過羊加海鮮醬呢？這個根本就是一個解不開之謎……
2)甚麼是hoagie?雖然這樣東西應該跟我有點關係…
3)這個近年有改善，但Chicken Korma到底是黃色/白色抑或是綠色呢？
4)當有Chicken Noodle Soup時，廚房係咪將整支豉油倒入鍋湯度呢？
5)Chocolate fudge同Chocolate fudge slice有何不同？兩樣都有切喎…
6)這個已經給解答了，但由於實在是太經典，不能不寫。話說兩年前Menu上出現了一道叫tarmalasalata這道有無數個A的東西。當時無人知究竟呢樣係咪，而我就因為太無聊的關係，上網查！（好奇）原來係一道dip，仲要係粉紅色的同魚打成的dip！本著大無畏的精神，下一餐我們就嘗試了些少，我只可以說一條好好地的魚，不要這般浪費掉吧…（其實這dip很普遍，所以是我們無知罷了。還覺得好玩而不斷重覆唸這個生字…）
當青蛙遇上Qoo
好眼目訓噢...
咦有金執?!
貼紙相~~ yeah~~
ps.
今日o係斷頭台上...
"freeeeeedom!!!!!!!"
(got videos but in bad quality... can't upload here, 灰o左 ==")
果然大家都係gag友~~~ XDDDDD
i luv our year.
歡迎小蜜蜂* XDDDDD
爆仔唔鍾意哈哈笑o係度揀過lark -> http://www.iconbazaar.com/
"I" exist!!!
Just wanna emphasise tht i DO exist!!!! it's just tht i can't type Chinese wif my laptop...so all da 'broken gags' will not be posted my me....unless they are in English...but i most probably will get my chinese typing sorted during half term....!!!
Oh...Angie's "Lameness"
Venue: Econ Room
Cannas: Wht's for lunch today?
Irene: Nth nice...but I think we've Bread and butter pudding..
Angie: Hm....I dun eat Bread n Butter...I only wear Bread n Butter
Rita: ....... =.=
Angie & I : Wahahahahaha~~~
Oh...Angie's "Lameness"
Venue: Econ Room
Cannas: Wht's for lunch today?
Irene: Nth nice...but I think we've Bread and butter pudding..
Angie: Hm....I dun eat Bread n Butter...I only wear Bread n Butter
Rita: ....... =.=
Angie & I : Wahahahahaha~~~
2007年5月15日 星期二
2007年5月14日 星期一
1st post~~
Sorry for the inconvenience guys... Hope you can all log in alright la... X)
woohoo!! so here's our lamers blog!!
Please enter the lames jokes of the day, thank youuuu~
ps. my internet connection is a bit shyte at the mo so... bear with me~ ^^"
粗口part (1)
話說今日食飯...
小蜜蜂：呢杯水我架？
B仔：我架...我隻短杯(i.e.細杯= =)黎架~
小蜜蜂：咁呢杯呢？
爆仔：我架!!
小蜜蜂：我0個杯chill架喎~@@
爆仔：我0個杯都係chill丫~~=v=
B仔：我0個杯都chill~~~XDD
羊仔：超~~~~~~~~~(勁大聲)
B仔：yeah~~一齊超~~~~~~~
最後小蜜蜂都係冇左杯超~~~water~XDDD
小蜜蜂：呢杯水我架？
B仔：我架...我隻短杯(i.e.細杯= =)黎架~
小蜜蜂：咁呢杯呢？
爆仔：我架!!
小蜜蜂：我0個杯chill架喎~@@
爆仔：我0個杯都係chill丫~~=v=
B仔：我0個杯都chill~~~XDD
羊仔：超~~~~~~~~~(勁大聲)
B仔：yeah~~一齊超~~~~~~~
最後小蜜蜂都係冇左杯超~~~water~XDDD
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